Potter.

[lupercusna]

Just because I take you and Sirius out for hamburgers and you are a freakish, mutant boy who refuses to stop growing does not mean that you can feel free to nick half of mine, you little thief.

Honestly.

Sirius?

Comments

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

Now you're setting me up to look like I'm a nutter. You're working with Rita Skeeter.

[lupercusna]

Oh, Harry, my love and light of my life - I don't need to set you up to make you look like a nutter when you do it so well on your own!

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

I do? Do you mean because I still talk to you even though you're getting senile? I was going to go buy another one! I thought you were full! All lies.

[lupercusna]

I told you, it's not senility, it's "senior moments."

You were not going to buy another one. You were making Bambi eyes.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

I was comfortable and I didn't really want to get up! I would have eventually.

[lupercusna]

You are too young to be that lazy! Stop hanging round Sirius so much. He teaches you bad habits.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

He taught me how to start his bike without keys or a wand, too.

[lupercusna]

Wonderful, so he's teaching you petty theft on top of everything else!

I'm going to have to save up for getting you out of prison a lot, aren't I?

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

And he taught me how to build bombs. And how to make poison from scratch. Next week we're practising running with scissors.

[lupercusna]

You truly are a horrible boy.

Detention, Mr Potter.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

I hope there will be hamburgers.

[lupercusna]

Hamburgers, no.

Harryburgers? Perhaps.

Have you seen your godfather today, by the way?

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Well, I was nowhere near one S. Snape all day yesterday, Remus. I hope you weren't looking there.

[lupercusna]

No, your days of lurking in dank, dark places are long over. I merely had some unfinished business to settle with Severus, and now it is finished. You know I do not like things left unresolved, Sirius.

I was looking for you in the study, actually. And then the theatre, the Astronomy Tower and at our usual spot on the bridge. But no Padfoot! I am quite vexed, as I would certainly like to find a Padfoot.

Would you know where I might locate one?

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes? And how does one go about resolving things, Remus?

[lupercusna]

Oh my God, are you jealous?

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Of a bat on legs? Hardly.

[lupercusna]

You are.

How utterly delicious.

Where are you right now?

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

I hope you develop fleas.

[lupercusna]

You know what they say about those who lie with dogs.

I cannot believe you, Sirius Black, are jealous. That is priceless. And you're jealous of Severus Snape, of all people! I ought to owl the Prophet.

Also, I now have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to find you and gnaw on you. So, tell me where you are, Mr Padfoot.

I want some fleas.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Whose side are you on?!

[lupercusna]

The winning side?

Here, boy.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

I am in the computer room. Fetch.

[lupercusna]

Roll over.

[purestblood.livejournal.com]

He rolls over quite nicely.

[lupercusna]

I will, one day, kill you.

[purestblood.livejournal.com]

The truth is an absolute defense.

[potions-master.livejournal.com]

Actually I think the most satisfying "resolution" would be to mercy-kill the both of you right now. Or even yesterday, or perhaps some time before that, were such a thing possible.

[lupercusna]

Time Turner: (tym tur-ner): A device used to travel backward or forward through time. Regulated heavily by the Ministry of Magic due to some unfortunate incidents in the past, present and future involving hapless wizards, such as Ogdred the Weary, who became lost in the ages and inadvertantly negated his own existence by marrying the woman who would have been his mother.