lupercusna | Gone to the dogs.

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Gone to the dogs.

I am afraid that I won't be able to come to the Ravenclaw-Hufflepuff match today, as I have something a little more important that needs looking after:

That is Rosie, the newest member of the family. Harry, Sirius and I brought her home last night and she's been quite the handful since then. Very small and wriggly, but she has a healthy little howl in her. Sirius said she reminds him of Harry when he was a baby - "Very leaky and with all the motor skills of a Bludger." - and Harry, that was some hex you put on him after that. When will the spots fade, I wonder?

Anyway, I send my regards to both the Ravenclaw and the Hufflepuff teams, and I hope the match goes well. Sirius and Harry are there, as far as I know, so I expect a full report tonight!

Must go, the little one wants to play. Harry, she loves the little rubber Snitch you gave her. From one Seeker to another, I reckon?

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Professor! <333 That is even cuter than Professor Snape's Bunny!!!!! :O :O :O Can I babysit Sootie during my lunch times??? ^_^ Please?? :D :D (",)

Fifty points from Gryffindor.

Professor, you don't like Sootie??????? T_T That is just mean!! :/

I agree that she's a cute dog and everything. And maybe the Professors will let you feed her. But, well . . . you need to stop finding reasons to avoid the Great Hall at mealtimes.

I know we've barely spoken since the wedding, and yes, I've been preoccupied. But I hope we can still be friends, and as your friend, I must tell you this.

Lavender, you need to stop trying to feed everybody's pets and instead feed yourself. You're too thin. You've absolutely got to eat. Please don't tell me that I'm imagining things, and that it isn't any of my business. I can't simply ignore what's going on. I saw you almost pass out when you stood up at the end of Herbology class this week.

I'm really worried about you.
Neville

Neville, there's no such thing as too thin!! >.< You know, if you can't accept me for who I am, then maybe you should leave me alone!!! >:0 >:0 >:0 Would YOU want to be friends with someone who thinks you're doing something wrong all the time??? Huh?? Huh?? Hmmph! -.-!!!

Yes, of course there's such a thing as too thin. It's called "skeletal." How many stone have you lost this month? It can't be good for you.

It's because I'm your friend that I'm saying this, can't you understand that? I know you don't like hearing this, and I know you'd rather I'd say nothing, or better yet tell you you're becoming more gorgeous with every clothing size you drop, but I'd be lying if I did that. Would you rather I said nothing and let you starve yourself to death? What kind of a friend would I be then? Lavender, please. If you don't believe me, then for heavens sake go see Madam Pomfrey. Ask her to tell you how much a girl your height and weight should weigh. And then weigh yourself on her scale, with her watching you do it.

Please don't make me have to go to McGonagall. Or write to your parents. I'll do it if I have to, Lav. I'm really worried about you.

Neville

Neville!! I think you should STOP TALKING before I get mad at you!!!!!! >:0!!!!! What do you know anyway??? -.^!! And WHY do you care?! We're not dating anymore....!!! I think you should mind your own business especially since you don't know a thing about wanting to look good!!!!! >.< I can look perfect, you know, and I don't care if you don't want me to look perfect, it's *nothing* to do with you!!! >.> You're not my friend, Nev, friends don't insult me and tell me I look like a skeleton, that is just mean and stupid!!! >:0!!!! >:0! I don't want to talk to you anymore!! T_T

I AM your friend, Lavender, and I'm proving it the hard way. By telling you the hard truth. Whether you like it or not.

What do I know about this? If what I suspect is right, well--I had a cousin who died from it.

You need help.

Now, are you going to Madam Pomfrey? Or am I going to McGonagall? You can give me your answer at breakfast. In the Great Hall. You know where that is. It's the place with all the food in it.

I mean it.

Neville

(Hermione? Parvati? Seamus? Anyone else?? Back me up, here, please!)

Neville, are you even listening to me?????????? ò_ó!!!!!!!! I said I'm not talking to you anymore!!! >:0 Is that clear enough for you???? -.-!!! I don't want you as a friend!! Friends don't tell friends they are sick when they're not!!!! -.- I'm not sick, ok????? Ò_Ó!

No, you're not, but you're out of fashion. Wizards are only into girls with curves these days. The thin look is Out.

Oh right like I talk to you!! -.- Why are you talking to me?? You should be getting a hair cut!!! *thumbs down!*

-.-

Actually, I was just giving you advice. Though of course there's no reason to listen to me. After all, I have a boyfriend and you don't.

I don't WANT a boyfriend!!! -.- Go away!!! Just because you've a boyfriend doesn't mean you can just let yourself be ugly now!!!

>.

she's quite right, you know. I think you look absolutely grotesque and I've heard a number of the boys around here saying the same. Pansy Parkinson is much prettier, but that would be because she has flesh.

yours,
Morgan Mullarkey

Neville, why don't you Just leave her Alone? She looks Beautiful and tiny and mind your Own business, you Snoop!

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