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[lupercusna]

I was awakened this morning by two idiots in their pajamas blasting Iggy Pop's "Lust For Life" and singing along while accompanying themselves on air-guitar with broomsticks.

Nice shorts, Harry - are those little SnitchesHEYGET OFFME GIVEMETHE KEYBOA

Edited under threat of certain doom: Harry does not in fact have Snitch shorts, rather they are very mature pajamas of a very mature nature, as is the somewhat obscene 'Naked Quidditch' t-shirt that undoubtedly came from his godfather would you please stop hitting me with that pillow before OKAY THAT'S IT WHY YOU LITTLE COME HERE

Excuse me, I must go and deal with The Boy Who Lived The Boy Who Had Better Bloody Run If He Doesn't Want Leeks For Ears, and his hairy accomplice.

Comments

[la-pensee.livejournal.com]

What a darling mental image, Professor Lupin.

[lupercusna]

Just another day in the life of a fairly odd-parent, Pansy.

Mrs Malfoy sends her warmest regards.

- Prof. Lupin

[la-pensee.livejournal.com]

And I mine, to all spending Easter in your home.

[lupercusna]

Thank you, Pansy. Happy Easter to you, as well.

- Professor Lupin

[wehaveseven.livejournal.com]

you have shorts with little pawprints on them you know so you;re one to talk.

~c

[lupercusna]

You, minion, are too saucy.

Shoo!

- Remus

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

Guess who found them? And I think it's only fair if they end up pinned up in the Great Hall. And Sirius agrees. So there.

[lupercusna]

You will pay.

Both of you.

I know where you sleep.

I have cranes and I am not afraid to use them.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

I bet you can't catch us! You know, Sirius's present is great! Thanks!

[lupercusna]

You know, Hedwig would look a lot better if she were neon pink with purple polka-dots, don't you think? I think so.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

She's faster than you are too, old man.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

He's got you there, Moony.

Good one, Harry. I'm proud of you!

~Sirius

[lupercusna]

I will deal with you later, mutt.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt that, invalid.

Shall I bring you your prune juice now?

~Sirius

[lupercusna]

You know what you can do with that prune juice.

STOP ENCOURAGING HIM.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're no fun, Remus.

Harry, I think it might be prudent to leave the old man alone for a while until he calms down.

Fancy a night ride on the motorbike?

~Sirius

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

That's a funny shade of purple he's turning. Do you think we should be worried?

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

No, it happens all time. He'll get over it eventually.

Now, if you want to see something really embarrassing of Remus', I can find the trunk in the attic...

~Sirius

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

Oooh! You're on! Race you!

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Ha. Four legs are faster than two!

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

Cheater!

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Remus is coming after us, Harry. I suggest a diversion...

[lupercusna]

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Too late!

[lupercusna]

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[lupercusna]

YOU ARE BOTH SO GROUNDED.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

You'll have to catch us first, old man.

Love you.

[lupercusna]

Don't you sweet talk me you hairy fiend I am so going to make you pay start flying because I AM COMING TO BASH HEADS

DOOM!

[lupercusna]

That's what Immobillus is for, young man.

Bring us the shorts or the owl gets it.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

I think she'd look nice with spots. Do your worst!

[lupercusna]

Oh, that's IT. Leg or no leg I have a broomstick and I am COMING TO GET YOU NOW.

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

Hey! No flying in the house! You said!

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Yes, Remus, one must follow the rules!

[lupercusna]

HELLO, ILLEGAL ANIMAGUS.

[lupercusna]

Rules?

What kind of bloody Gryffindor ARE you, boy? You're the spawn of a Marauder! You know better!

Run.

Rules...

[just-harry.livejournal.com]

Running now! Let's go, Sirius!

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Right behind you.

head for the bike.

[lupercusna]

YOU CAN FLY BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!