Potter.

[lupercusna]

Just because I take you and Sirius out for hamburgers and you are a freakish, mutant boy who refuses to stop growing does not mean that you can feel free to nick half of mine, you little thief.

Honestly.

Sirius?

Comments

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Of a bat on legs? Hardly.

[lupercusna]

You are.

How utterly delicious.

Where are you right now?

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

I hope you develop fleas.

[lupercusna]

You know what they say about those who lie with dogs.

I cannot believe you, Sirius Black, are jealous. That is priceless. And you're jealous of Severus Snape, of all people! I ought to owl the Prophet.

Also, I now have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to find you and gnaw on you. So, tell me where you are, Mr Padfoot.

I want some fleas.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

Whose side are you on?!

[lupercusna]

The winning side?

Here, boy.

[jadedsirius.livejournal.com]

I am in the computer room. Fetch.

[lupercusna]

Roll over.

[purestblood.livejournal.com]

He rolls over quite nicely.

[lupercusna]

I will, one day, kill you.

[purestblood.livejournal.com]

The truth is an absolute defense.

[potions-master.livejournal.com]

Actually I think the most satisfying "resolution" would be to mercy-kill the both of you right now. Or even yesterday, or perhaps some time before that, were such a thing possible.

[lupercusna]

Time Turner: (tym tur-ner): A device used to travel backward or forward through time. Regulated heavily by the Ministry of Magic due to some unfortunate incidents in the past, present and future involving hapless wizards, such as Ogdred the Weary, who became lost in the ages and inadvertantly negated his own existence by marrying the woman who would have been his mother.