Narcissa,

I was a very good boy and ate all my soup, and I was treated to a delightful reading from Wands At the Ready, Hearts Aflame, indeed by Colleen Falconer. You would have been very proud, Sirius was an excellent Sepulveda Borscht, erstwhile Auror and betrothed to the evil Durgan Bane, and Harry brought me to tears with his turn as the rough but sensitive dragon-tamer Argon Straton who rescues Sepulveda and ravishes her on the mountaintops. Truly, it was a performance for the ages.

Or perhaps I've had a bit too much pain potion.

Cheers, my dear. See you soon.

Yours,
Remus