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I was awakened this morning by two idiots in their pajamas blasting Iggy Pop's "Lust For Life" and singing along while accompanying themselves on air-guitar with broomsticks.

Nice shorts, Harry - are those little SnitchesHEYGET OFFME GIVEMETHE KEYBOA

Edited under threat of certain doom: Harry does not in fact have Snitch shorts, rather they are very mature pajamas of a very mature nature, as is the somewhat obscene 'Naked Quidditch' t-shirt that undoubtedly came from his godfather would you please stop hitting me with that pillow before OKAY THAT'S IT WHY YOU LITTLE COME HERE

Excuse me, I must go and deal with The Boy Who Lived The Boy Who Had Better Bloody Run If He Doesn't Want Leeks For Ears, and his hairy accomplice.