Potter.

Jun. 6th, 2004 12:45 am
lupercusna: (I know more than you realise.)
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Just because I take you and Sirius out for hamburgers and you are a freakish, mutant boy who refuses to stop growing does not mean that you can feel free to nick half of mine, you little thief.

Honestly.

Sirius?

Date: 2004-06-06 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkstarsgirlie.livejournal.com
How DOES Harry stay so skinny? (".)

Date: 2004-06-07 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
You offered it! You were setting me up to look like a jerk.

Date: 2004-06-07 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
Now you're setting me up to look like I'm a nutter. You're working with Rita Skeeter.

Date: 2004-06-07 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
I do? Do you mean because I still talk to you even though you're getting senile? I was going to go buy another one! I thought you were full! All lies.

Date: 2004-06-07 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
I was comfortable and I didn't really want to get up! I would have eventually.

Date: 2004-06-07 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
He taught me how to start his bike without keys or a wand, too.

Date: 2004-06-07 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
And he taught me how to build bombs. And how to make poison from scratch. Next week we're practising running with scissors.

Date: 2004-06-07 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-harry.livejournal.com
I hope there will be hamburgers.

Date: 2004-06-07 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedsirius.livejournal.com
Well, I was nowhere near one S. Snape all day yesterday, Remus. I hope you weren't looking there.

Date: 2004-06-08 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedsirius.livejournal.com
Oh, yes? And how does one go about resolving things, Remus?

Date: 2004-06-08 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedsirius.livejournal.com
Of a bat on legs? Hardly.

Date: 2004-06-08 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedsirius.livejournal.com
I hope you develop fleas.

Date: 2004-06-08 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedsirius.livejournal.com
Whose side are you on?!

Date: 2004-06-08 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jadedsirius.livejournal.com
I am in the computer room. Fetch.

Date: 2004-06-10 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purestblood.livejournal.com
He rolls over quite nicely.

Date: 2004-06-11 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purestblood.livejournal.com
The truth is an absolute defense.

Date: 2004-06-08 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] potions-master.livejournal.com
Actually I think the most satisfying "resolution" would be to mercy-kill the both of you right now. Or even yesterday, or perhaps some time before that, were such a thing possible.

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